So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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