love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
whose parrot is this?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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