Its about making memories worth repressing
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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