the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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