That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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