There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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