im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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