Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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