My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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