I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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