can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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