what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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