It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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