What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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