we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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