Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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