There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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