That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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