Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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