she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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