you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
