Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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