Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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