i think my tv is drunk
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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