But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
