if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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