I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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