i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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