So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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