yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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