Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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