I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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