you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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