Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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