Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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