i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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