Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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