I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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