i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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