"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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