Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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