you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just high enough for therapy.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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