I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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