The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Randomize
