He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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