It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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