Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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