So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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