Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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