He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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