Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm always down for nudity.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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