I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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