Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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